Tremendously Important News

Apologies for not posting earlier, but I've been working on a BIG story:

Professor Curtis says he might be quitting the hobby. That’s right, you heard it here first—I want credit when it gets into Spin or CounterCulture lol! No, now don’t worry—from now on, he’s says, he won’t say he’s “part of the hobby”, but rather, “part of the Movement” (he said to make sure it is capitalized). And what a Movement it is! Just think! Modern psychology had a little over a century, but we’ve delved deeper into the human mind just using 14-page games and message boards than they ever could have dreamed. Sorry, Dr. Freud, but if there’s a mental illness or repressed emotional issue that can’t be cured with Polaris, I haven’t heard about it yet! Well, not retards, of course, but they’re likely playing Rifts lol!